Investment tips for 2009

Ok, So everyone is in the same boat here with the stock market going crazy, so a little humor while we are all losing our shirts! Remember it’s only our retirement money! We will all go to work for Home Depot!

With all the turmoil in the market today and the collapse of Lehman Bros and Acquisition of Merrill Lynch by Bank of America this might be some good adviceFor

all of you with any money left, be aware of the next expected mergers so that you can get in on the ground floor and make some BIG bucks.

9.) Victoria ’s Secret and Smith &Wesson will merge under the new name:
TittyTittyBangBang

Remember to keep your sense of humor!